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Doggie Doo Doo | 2027 12 x 24 Inch (Hanging) Monthly Square Wall Calendar | Plastic-Free

$17.99

Can canine defecation ever be classy? With this calendar, the answer is a resounding YES! Gilding the act of a daily poo with fancy, baroque frames suddenly transports us to a parallel universe where an overweight pug doing her duty is indiscernible from a Rubenesque Venus at her Morning Toilet. Chuckle and guffaw your way through the year with these witty and brilliant low-brow riffs of high art.

Available on August 1, 2026

More about this calendar:

  • Photography – Stunning, full-color photographs or artwork every month
  • Durable Construction – Smooth, high-quality paper resists curling and ink bleed-through, and a heavy, coated wrap-around cover binding, firmly secured with a large wafer seal, ensures longevity throughout the year
  • 100% Plastic Free – All components now completely free of plastic and thus recyclable, significantly reducing plastic waste
  • Use Right Away – 16-month calendar is comprised of 12 full monthly pages preceded by a bonus image accompanying the last four months of the previous year
  • Large, Roomy Day Blocks – All major holidays and moon phases listed, with plenty of room for writing notes and appointments
  • Specifications – 16 months: two-page layouts for January–December 2027, with a BONUS IMAGE for September–December 2026 mini grids; 12" x 12" (closed); 12" x 24" (opened); 28 pages
  • BrownTrout's Environmental Commitment – Manufactured with sustainable materials, including Forest Stewardship Council®-certified paper and soy ink
  • Abundant Gift Options – BrownTrout has over 1,000 calendars featuring popular subjects and themes in various formats to keep you organized
  • MSRP – US $17.99 | CAN $23.99
  • EAN – 9798330711390